Dating assholes

Nobody really wants to play the game, but if we eventually want to get back into a relationship, then we have to. Which is why on most Friday nights, you'll find me shot-gunning a pizza instead of out on some lame-o Tinder date with another guy who I'll later find out has lost his license and is moving back in with his parents.

So yeah, I'll gladly spend some quality time with myself and my fish over some guy who isn't interested in anything beyond the bedroom.

They all turned out to be duds, losers and on some special occasions, total dicks.

While I slightly hate them all for wasting my time, I do genuinely hope they someday blossom into beautiful swans who don't take 10 days to text you back.

Those fleeting romances were fun at the time, but now they're just predictable.

I can literally see booty call from a mile away — and I'm no longer interested.

Instead, find a guy who gets your blood racing, not boiling over.

What would you rather have: a guy who remembers your first kiss together or a guy who hangs what you said to him during a drunken argument over your head forever? Assholes can have selective memory, and it's usually not for the good things or the best times.

But women just seem to set themselves up for a challenge when dating a douche.

And when they decide to seek out a genuinely nice guy, a lot of the time, they're duped by a man who just doesn't show his true colors right away.

As it turns out, our zodiac signs can determine a lot about our dating life, and our relationship deal breakers.

You're self-assured and a goal-oriented person and need to be surrounded by people with similar traits.

In the end, they are really only lying and cheating themselves. From The couple confirmed their split on April 6, and by April 7 Angelina Jolie was seen sporting a “Billy Bob” tattoo.

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